Doorknobs don't kill people. I KILL PEOPLE.


This is an indie rp blog for the Merc with a mouth

come touch him. he likes it.


                                       …… dude. 


    “I don’t know, man, I mean… if you asked really nice? But… can we get something to eat first?”


An indignant screech left Sable as he squirmed again, talons still scrabbling before he seemed to give up, mismatched eyes blinking and wings relaxed as Wade continued to cuddle him. The only thing to show his discomfort was the fur and feathered tail swishing in the air.

[“Wade, I need your help.”] he spoke before lifting a taloned foot and nudging the merc’s face slightly.

The end of Sable’s struggling marked a change in the mercenary’s demeanour, his cooing and nuzzling softening into a content smile with just his face pressed to Sable.

"Mm," he hummed, pulling back slightly to make eye contact with the creature. "Okay, whatever you need little buddy." 


Sable startled at the shriek, crouching on the bed before he was picked up. His wings flared and taloned feet scrabbled to find purchase before he found Wade nuzzling at his chest. A startled half screech left him and his wings puffed up as he tried to balance himself with being picked up. He wasn’t used to this form or being so affectionately met.

[“We need to focus. Wade, stop.”] he spoke mentally, almost in an annoyed way as a few feathers and scales flew into the air with his wingbeats and squirming. [“I can’t stay like this. I have work and jobs to do.”]

"Ooooh, look at your little puffy feathers getting all big when you’re grumpy," Wade crooned, rubbing his nose into Sable’s chest gently. "Who’s a big grumpy owl creature? You are! You are!”

broadstripes-and-brightstars replied to your post “Wade.”





☐✟☐— “She’s married…. to a pirate..”


[ Touch my husband and I’ll rip your head off and stick if up your ass. ]

"Woooaaah there, grumpy pants, I don’t let people do that until our second date."

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☐✟☐— Angry Quincy noises.


[ Ohhh~ Deadpool-kun, stop flattering me. I know I’m cute~ ]

"Hey, did you know there’s a chick just like… hangin’ out in your brain? Because she’s totally cute and I was wondering if you could get me her number?"

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"Okay. If you say so."


"So, how do you like your taco?"

"I love it."

"Without the cup. Or the Christmas. Actually, it’s not like that at all."

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Part Beloved ;; Half Loveless

bouncing over here for a sec - cATCH ME IF YOU CAN SUCKERS

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[“I’m a shapeshifter, halfbred Draesi. I’m thinking it’s similar to what your realm would call a dragon.”] Sable spoke as he clack his beak and released his talons on his friend’s finger, catlike tail swishing.

[“I don’t Shapeshift often, it’s something I usually struggle with. So waking up like this is shocking.”]

"No freakin’ way," Wade breathed, eyes blowing wide. "My friend is a dragon!" He shrieked the words and suddenly scooped Sable - for it really must be Sable, he thought - up and rubbed his face against the feathery part of his chest.

"And you’re so cute!

yo lil mama lemme inquire in yo ear: "I take it you missed me? Wow, that's kinda a surprise. How have you been?"

"Of course I did, you’re the light of my life!"