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spideysenseparker:

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         ”I don’t actually. There was someone, this kid from school. But we’re friends now. Well, friends-ish. He doesn’t try to the beat me up anymore, I count that as a win.” Peter couldn’t help but laugh a little. He knew that Deadpool had no idea who Peter Parker was, had no idea that the boy inside the Spider-Man suit, the one he tried to impress, was standing right in front of him. “Well, its not exactly nice to kill people. Maybe this guy you’re trying to impress will be good for you.”

"You have no idea, kid. He is the dreamiest. Big bug eyes, pretty red and blue skin, crazy black veins everywhere." Wade let out a shaky, enamoured sigh and grinned stupidly from behind his mask. "And he’s a proper hero, too - none of this ‘stab your problems and they’ll go away’ stuff - people love him."

His face fell suddenly and his shoulders slumped. “But…he hates me. And now he’ll never take me to the prom!” Wade began sobbing quietly into his hands, inconsolable. 

pleasepickyourpoison:

"You can’t ship more than two char-"

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"That’s not cano-"

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"Those two characters would never even mee-"

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"They aren’t ga-"

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"You have to rp with me, our characters are together in the-"

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"You can’t get on this starship to Fhloston Paradise-"

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tags: #shhhhhh

dragoonmeli:

Meli looked at him like he’d grown another head,

"I .. because I love you? I didn’t think I had to have a reason." She tilted her head, raising her brows curiously. Shaking her head, she turned toward him and sat on her knees, hands catching his. Meli leaned her head down and pressed her lips to his palm,

"You mean the world to me, Wade. I wanted you to have something special, from me. I mean .. you gave me something so precious, I had to return the favor somehow," The gun holster ring glinted on her left hand, and she rested her hands on the gun he held,

"And with this … with this, it’ll be like I’m there protecting you." She know that probably sounded corny and cliche and she really didn’t care.

The gun went back into the box with a reverence someone might reserve for a newborn or a delicate bauble. He stroked it one, final time before picking the box up and setting it aside.

He turned to Meli.

"You… are so perfect," he breathed, cupping her face with one large hand and tracing over her lips with his thumb. "How are you so completely perfect?"

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spideysenseparker:

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    “Oh my god… Okay. Well. I don’t need a doctor, so you can put the gloves away.”

"….Oh."

"Okay. Well… er… do you need anyone punched? I used to kill, and maybe I still would for the right amount, but there’s this guy I’m trying to impress and he gets a bit squeamish when I kill things… people… stuff."

laughterofinsanity:

   The Joker decently swished the other hands off from his shoulder as his gaze curtly concentrated on the city, his city, before turning its attention to the mercenary again. 

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 Oh, is that so? Do tell. I´m curious to know what that mystery in your hands is, which could possibly be better than Gotham lying to my feet.

Looking at the Joker with a gaze that spoke volumes about his certainty regarding this subject, Wade slowly began uncurling his hand. “It’s… a… tiny figurine of you that they give to children in Japan." The last words came out in a long gush, a huge grin plastered over his face. "Can you believe it? It’s you! And they just give them to people with food. It’s amazing!"

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spideysenseparker:

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        “No, I’m not. I don’t even know a Carl. Are you sure you’re okay, pal? You seem like you could use a doctor or something….”

"A doc- no, I don’t need a doctor. I am a doctor.”

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spideysenseparker:

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            “Wait, what? What do you mean I sound familiar? Why would I sound familiar?”

"I dunno you just kinda… sound like this guy… this guy that… that…"

You! You’re Carl Sagan, aren’t you?”

afixwithsontarans:

"you can’t ship three people all together!"

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spideysenseparker:

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      “Um. Right. Okay. I don’t exactly need a lot of pictures. I was just— You just happened to step in front of my lens when the shutter went off. Some people don’t like having their picture taken.”

"Completely by accident, definitely. I wasn’t trying to see if the lens would break or anything. That’d be crazy. I’m not crazy. Who are you calling crazy? Maybe you’re the crazy one! Hey, did you know you sound kinda familiar….?"

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spideysenseparker:

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       ”I’m sorry. I can delete it if you want?”

"Nah, that’s all right, kid. Just make sure you get my good angles."