deadpool’s significant other pranking him by pulling out a positive pregnancy test and going “wade, I’m pregnant” and he looks really excited and pulls out a positive pregnancy test and goes “no way me too!” and the s.o is just like “?????”
"Why would I waste my time with such frivolous actions?" She sighs and closes the knife she was cleaning before placing it back in her pocket.
"Because I need tacos and every one needs paper things?"
[ preens at that gleeful little sound Wade made ]
[ doesn’t even bat an eye at the impossible costume change ]
"What say you and I have a little fun?
I’m thinking something involving explosions and excessive violence.”
[ ooooh, we like him so much ]
"You know just the words to woo me.
Can I bring my pineapples?”
Wade Wilson is NOT crazy. Are you going to eat that chimichanga?🔫💣🔪💰 #IAMDEADPOOL #Halloween #hatersgonnahate (at Tijuana’s Tacos)
This wound up in our tag and we approve too much not to reblog it
"I… I don’t know how…"