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briexface:

deadpool’s significant other pranking him by pulling out a positive pregnancy test and going “wade, I’m pregnant” and he looks really excited and pulls out a positive pregnancy test and goes “no way me too!” and the s.o is just like “?????”


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"This is toooootaallly going on my Tumblr."

—Lady Deadpool in Marvel Heroes after defeating The Kingpin (via starkindustriesamm)

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quallsquest:

Frankie Perez


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superman7474:

Cool


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O p e n

justasadbrokenlittleexperiment:

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"Why would I waste my time with such frivolous actions?" She sighs and closes the knife she was cleaning before placing it back in her pocket.

"Because I need tacos and every one needs paper things?"



spookysmartasses:

[ preens at that gleeful little sound Wade made ]

       [ doesn’t even bat an eye at the impossible costume change ]

"What say you and I have a little fun?

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         I’m thinking something involving explosions and excessive violence.”

    [ ooooh, we like him so much ]

"You know just the words to woo me.

                                        Can I bring my pineapples?”






knas1200:

Wade Wilson is NOT crazy. Are you going to eat that chimichanga?🔫💣🔪💰 #IAMDEADPOOL #Halloween #hatersgonnahate (at Tijuana’s Tacos)

This wound up in our tag and we approve too much not to reblog it

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